There's no such thing as the perfect party. No matter how much one preps, something will always be unexpected. Depending on the types of people one invites to their parties, the setback(s) that occur can be minor or major. As a party goer, it is your duty to make the host's life easier not more strenuous. Here's 20 simple rules on how to properly party-go.
1. The age old rule is BYOB. If you don't know what this stands for, you're too young to be partying.
2. Sharing is caring; don't be stingy with your drinks.
3. Treat a house like a club—you shall not enter if you're already wasted.
4. Never invite people without letting the host know.
5. Don't stick with your click. It's a party, MINGLE.
6. Get off your damn phone. It's a social gathering that requires no social media. That includes Snapchat—you don't need to snap the entire party.
7. House rules always stand for drinking games (beer pong, king's cup, etc.).
8. If you're in charge of getting cups, double check if you need to buy bp balls.
9. If you spill something, clean up after yourself for Pete's sake.
10. It's okay to show up fashionably late (fashionably does not mean 2:00 am).
11. Eat before you drink.
12. Don't sit around trapping people with sob stories. This is a party that's supposed to be an escape from everyday stress (not an entrance into your pity party).
13. Don't assume you can keep up—drink—with the best of 'em.
14. Try your best not to miss the toilet when/if you vomit.
15. No hooking up in the host's room; handle your business elsewhere.
16. Always cheers before taking shots.
17. Get lit with people you really trust. Otherwise keep it calm, cool and collected.
18. No fist fights. If the host wanted to throw a UFC party they'd have ordered Pay-Per-View.
19. Need I say it? DON'T drink and drive. If you've suddenly turned into the designated drunk driver, order a Lyft to get you and your group home safely.
20. Always thank the host and say bye when you leave their party.
