If you've ever watched House, you know who Dr. Greg House is; the sarcastic jerk that we all know and love. These are 20 times Dr. House said everything we were thinking.
When someone you don't like insults you and you ran out of good comebacks.
That time you 'accidentally' hit your locker neighbor with the door because they stepped on your hand.
That one person who annoys you and always asks why you hate them so much.
When someone you dislike is telling a story and you're expected to play nice.
When a person in your class starts to say something intelligent then brings up something irrelevant
When all your siblings start laughing and ganging up on you for something that happened two years ago
The moment the annoying person in your class finally asks why you don't like them
When you try to back up the reason you lied to your mom
When you smart off to a friend and someone else butts in
When a person you don't like is forced to help you with something and demand a thank you
When you have to pretend to care about a 'sad' subject
The moment you realize you are actually a mean person
When you snap at someone and they act like you killed their dog
When a classmate tells on you for saying something sarcastic
When a teacher tells you they are disappointed in your grades
When someone asks you a rhetorical question
When your friends joke about you liking your 'enemy'
When people start to inquire about something you don't want to talk about
When your sister tells you to stop acting weird
When someone finally has a comeback you can't top
Not everyone likes House. But if you've ever watched the show, you know that he's rude, sarcastic and just plain old mean. He takes all the things we know we'd never say and says them without a care in the world. That makes him pretty awesome, in my book.
