1. Am I really in college?
2. Is that all the money I have in my back account?
3. Why is dinning hall food a thing?
4. How can I make it to class without getting attacked by bikers and long boarders?
5. Who is responsible for ripping down the hallway decorations in my dorm?
6. And who keeps breaking ceiling tiles and punching holes in the wall?
7. But seriously, is that all the money I have?
8. What frat is this?
9. At the end of the year, do I really have to go a four months without seeing my friends?
10. Where am I?
11. Am I getting fat?
12. Why did I do that?
13. I know I barely know you, but did we just become best friends?
14. Why is school so hard?
15. Why do boys/girls suck?
16. Why does Uber surge 300%? I just need to get home, man!
17. How did I get here?
18. Why does everyone know each other?
19. Why am I broke?
20. Can I stay in freshman year forever?






