Congratulations, you made it through airport security, you passed "Go" and collected $200. Now you just have to wait to board your plane and fly off to some exotic, exciting part of the world. Or, you could be thrilled to come home and see your friends and family again. But until then, you have to play the waiting game. You might try to take a quick nap, read a book, or desperately check for wifi. You have entered The Twilight Zone...an airport terminal.
1. I miss my mattress
2. I could be a flight attendant--I can put up with annoying people and get paid to visit different countries
3. I just paid ten dollars for a sandwich
4. I'm going to miss my flight
5. I'm not going to miss my flight
6. I can't miss my flight
7. My suitcase is so heavy
8. Why did I bring so much luggage?
9. If Dante had known about airport security he would have added an extra layer of hell
10. Do I even look like my passport picture?
11. These benches are so uncomfortable I think their sole purpose for existence is to prevent people from sitting on them
12. I would trade my firstborn for some working wifi
13. Dear Santa: for Christmas, I want my own private jet
14. I'm ready to be there/go home already
15. Outlet outlet outlet where is an outlet
16. I'm either going to have a breakdown or die of boredom there is no in between
17. Whoops guess it's both at the same time
18. Who buys Swarovski crystals at an airport?
19. Is that woman wearing 4-inch heels? Goals, but also she's crazy.
20. Watching Non-Stop last night was a terrible idea
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