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20 Thoughts I Have Before Getting Out Of Bed On A Monday Morning.

Most of them include expletives.

Jul 25, 2016

20 Thoughts I Have Before Getting Out Of Bed On A Monday Morning.

I don't know one person who likes Monday mornings. If you are shaking your head and thinking to yourself, "What are you talking about, Katie? I love Monday mornings!" You're a liar and you sit on a throne of lies. There are quite a few thoughts I have when my alarm goes off, most of them expletives. Here are a few of them:

1. ****! It's 7:30 already?!

2. I wonder if my alarm woke up my roommate?

3. Yup. It did. I'm sorry!

4. Can I skip showering and sleep a little longer?

5. No, I'll look greasy and no one will want to talk to me.

6. OK, I'll quickly shower and not put on any makeup.

7. Ha! Sike. I'll look like a troll.

8. Maybe I can call in sick?

9. On a Monday? They'll think I'm hungover.

10. But I haven't taken any vacation days yet...

11. No, I'm broke. I need the money.

12. OK, if I get up now, I can quickly get ready and grab coffee and a bagel.

13. Am I even hungry?

14. Yes. Yes, I'm hungry.

15. Alternative: I sleep a little longer, and just grab a Cliff Bar to take to the office.

16. But that bacon, egg and cheese is calling my name.

17. ****, how much time has gone by?

18. *Looks at phone* seven minutes?! ****!

19. And I'm going to be late.

20. Great. Only four more of these until the weekend.

It's safe to say I'm a morning person if we are considering 11:45 the morning. Anything before that and I'm barely a person. If you see me on a Monday morning and I look dead inside, just know that I am. Happy Monday!

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Don't waste your time trying to write that paper when there are so many more interesting things you could be doing.

1. Meditate

2. Groom yourself

3. Eat lots of chocolate

4. Go for a walk

5. Netflix and chill

Who could be a better friend than your own sister?

1. She's your number one fan…and you're her's.

2. It feels like you guys can communicate telepathically at times with just a look.

3. Fights last for about two minutes because you find something funny and have to show them.

4. Concerts in your car are a regular thing.

5. You have an innumerable amount of inside jokes that are always funny.

6. When she gets clothes it's like you're getting new clothes too.

7. She's seen you at your worst and doesn't judge you…but has taken pictures to remind you.

8. She always knows just what to say to cheer you up…or what food (or drink) to make you if words aren't working.

9. She's the first person to jump to your defense.

10. You have a permanent best friend.

You're gonna make it after all.

1. Google is your best friend.

2. Don't be afraid to say no!

3. Justify your actions/purchases.

4. Call mom.

5. Remember to do things that make you happy.

I'll be the first one to admit I'm addicted to Starbucks.

1. You have a Gold Card

2. You know how to use the mobile app like it’s the back of your hand

3. You mobile order is saved and ready to order with the push of a button

4. The baristas know you by name

5. You can’t get through the day without at least one Starbucks

6. The amount of caffeine that you can consume in a day scares most people

7. Most people around you question why you go to Starbucks everyday

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