The Adams dorm at the University of Oklahoma is certainly one of a kind, to say the least. Being the oldest of the three "suite-style" freshman dorms at OU, Adams is a rather old-fashioned dorm in desperate need of some updates. While living in Adams, there are a series of thoughts that seem to cross my mind on a daily basis. Therefore, here are the twenty thoughts any OU student has most likely had while residing in Adams:
1. How did I get put in the ghetto dorm?
2. This building is seriously a trap house.
3. Someone should really do something about the constant smell of fried chicken.
4. When are they going to fix the elevator?
5. Is it normal that the water from the shower leaves a brown residue?
6. What is the suspicious liquid on the floor of the elevator?
7. That better not be a bodily fluid because I just stepped in it.
8. Did something die in the trash room?
9. I’m going to stock up on the plastic Canes cups so I can refill them as much as I want.
10. I wish Adams had an Xcetera in it.
11. All Couch residents should have to park by the Huff.
12. If you do not live on at least floor 6, get out of my elevator.
13. Yeah sure, I’ll come over. Oh wait, you live in Couch? Never mind, too far.
14. Is something burning or is the Tarman elevator just on fire again?
15. The person who thought 3 washers and 4 dryers was sufficient enough for ~350 students should go play in traffic.
16. That one Adams RA who seems to bust literally everyone for something should befriend the person in #15 because they both suck.
17. Is it dangerous that the fire/tornado/hurricane/tsunami warning alarms don’t work on my floor?
18. It’s okay that we’re out of toilet paper because I’ll just steal a roll from the bathroom in the basement.
19. Who are these insomniacs that are playing pool at two in the morning? Like go to bed.
20. Someone better be awake to let me into my hall.
