A freshman’s guide to what you'll learn over the years if you hail to Pitt:
Antoon’s < Sorrento’s
The easiest decision for one to make… it’s all in the $1 ranch.
Cathy being your one true love
And if you’re not in the Cathedral Club, what are you doing???
Market Thanksgiving
The greatest event of the Fall season where we’re fed real (good) food.
The 10A
Cramming our bodies onto an unsanitary bus is the only way we’ll ever “walk” to upper campus. Even better when the driver plays classical music.
Better yet, the 10B
The faster way to be lazy. Could you stop at the Pete? No? OK, Cool.
Pitt make-outs
One-way ticket to Twitter infamy.
Ophelia
Not only an Lumineers song, but also a market icon.
Chancellor Gallagher
The man, the myth, the legend.
Jamie Dixon
Still the greatest part of the Oakland Zoo.
Pat Narduzzi
Just Duzz It
The O
If you order a large you’re dumb, and probably go to Penn State.
Peter’s Pub
Get your horns and some Panther Bombs and you’re 21.
SafeRider
Don’t ever trust it.
Cardiac Hill
The reason for the transit system and my huge calves.
Chevron Steps
Where legs go to die.
Fifth Avenue
Mac Miller what are you talking about there’s no party here, only throw up.
36th Floor
Drake must’ve been talking about these “Views”.
Double Rite Aid
Can’t find what you need in the ratchet Rite Aid?? There’s a 90% chance the even more ratchet Rite Aid has it!
F*** Penn State!!!
Drunk at a party? Bad call at a football game (no matter who we’re playing)? Don’t know an answer in class? The go to phrase for all occasions.
Victory Lights
My drunk North Star and the greatest part about winning.