Even though I'm only a week into my senior year of college, I'm already sick of it. I'm sick of all of the questions I get from alumni and adults, I'm sick of the pressure, and most of all, I'm sick of knowing that this is my last year in school. That said, I think all of the other seniors will agree with me on the 20 things we're all already sick of hearing.
1. "Do you have a job lined up for next year yet?"
2. "Are you going to have to move back in with your parents?"
3. "Are you super upset that you can't screw around anymore?"
4. "So, are you even going to keep in touch with any of the people you met at school?"
5. "Are you pissed that you didn't meet the love of your life in college?"
6. "Are you worried that you won't find a job?"
7. "Do you think it'll be hard for you, since you didn't have an internship?"
8. "Is it going to suck not living near any of your friends next year?"
9. "How do you feel, knowing that the best four years of your life are almost over?"
10. "Post-grad life sucks, you'll hate it."
11. "This is the last time you get to just party and not worry about money."
12. "Do you think you'll have enough money to support yourself?"
13. "Do you even know what you want to do with your life?"
14. "Your major probably won't even help you get a job."
15. "Do all of your friends have their lives together?"
16. "How doesn't this all stress you out?"
17. "You know, you should really focus more on your future."
18. "Are your parents making you pay rent to live at home?"
19. "You should really be saving more of your money, so that you can move out."
20. "Are you sad that in less than a year you will be a graduate?"
YES, I AM SAD! These questions need to stop, because all they do is remind me that I'm graduating this year, I don't have my life together, and that I don't feel like I have a future ahead of me. Do you want to encourage the future workforce, or depress them?
Send help and feel free to employ me! If not, though, just stop reminding me that this is my last year in college, because I am nowhere near ready to graduate yet.





















