Girls, we've all been there. Maybe it's 3 p.m. and a boy texts you making plans for later. Maybe its 3 a.m. and said boy is making your hotline bling. Do you answer the text? Do you ignore it? It all depends on 1) who the boy is, 2) what the underlying meaning of the text is and 3) if you're feelin' yourself or not. Either way, you're probably pretending that you have absolutely no feelings and no interest in responding (even if you do). Below are texts from boys that will make you question why we even bother texting them.
"Hey what's up"
If you're sending this text is sent at 2:24 a.m., you can't pull it off as a friendly hello to try and catch up. You also haven't seen me in over a year, so why are you asking me if I want to see your new place? Uh... no thanks?
"I'm gonna be in a movie"
Do you think I'm going to be impressed by your humblebrag about being an extra in a movie?
"Too late for me to swing by and say hi?"
If you think it might be too late, it probably is! At least there's there's an opportunity to be polite and say that, yes, it is too late. Maybe another time?
"But seriously I would love to see you right now."
But why? We met less than 12 hours ago.
"If you want to chill send me an address"
If I really wanted to chill, you wouldn't have to send this text. Don't act like you're the one who doesn't want to hang out! Bye!
"Thinking of you"
At 3:50 a.m., what is it about me that you're thinking of exactly?
"What's your snapchatt"
If you can't even put in the effort to spell Snapchat correctly, you're definitely not going to be Snapchat-ing me. Also, questions require question marks at the end.
"I just want to get to know you and I thought you were really hot and we could have fun together."
Wow, what a line.
"I meant to tell you. You looked really pretty tonight."
Thank you, honestly, but why are you telling me four hours later, when you could've just told me when you saw me?
"Don't forget I'll be hitting you up"
Okay, I won't! Thank you for the reminder!
"She hot?"
Let me get this straight... you're hitting me up about my best friend?
"Wanna meat up???? Ha"
M-E-E-T. Was it really that hard? Ha.
"Plz tell me that wasn't you in my psych class"
1. Please
2. I'm the psych major, so you're the one infringing on my territory.
3. It was, thanks for barely recognizing me!
"Need a massage?"
Probably yes, but definitely going to reply with a firm no.
[sends multiple kiss face emojis]
Why?
"You wanna hangout tonight or are you too cool?"
A lack of response to this text prompts a double text saying, "I guess that means you're too cool lol." You nailed it!
"Heeeey when u gonna be at ur shore house next???"
The lack of grammar in this text makes me feel like I'm losing IQ points. Also, you may be surprised, but just because I'm down the shore (at the beach) does not mean that you can use me for my house!
Want to come upstairs with me for a second. I have to grab something
Points for subtlety?
[sends a random selfie]
I didn't ask to see you in your hockey uniform nor did I want even want to. Also, isn't this what Snapchat is for? Thanks anyway, I guess...
"I'm sorry for what I did"
Your 3 a.m. drunk apology isn't going to cut it, especially when you're "apologizing" three months late. A for effort, though!
