No person is telling the truth if they say they've never told a lie. (Unless it's Pinocchio and his nose doesn't grow I suppose) Almost every day I'm sure you tell a little white lie and probably feel like you're the only one who would ever lie about such a small thing. You're not alone, below are 20 small lies everyone has said at least once in their life:
1. It's okay
If someone says this without making eye contact there's a pretty good chance it's not okay.
2. I'm fine
Yeah, pretty much everyone knows that when someone says it they're probably not fine.
3. I'm sorry
Most of the time people are being truthful when saying this, but there are times (especially when it comes to siblings and parents forcing it out of you) that you really don't mean it sincerely.
4. It's my fault
Especially during breakups or breaking it off with friends people have a tendency to say this. Like the last one, many people do believe it, but there are times when it's definitely not the case (according to you...).
5. That video was so funny
Most of the time this is said insincerely out of pity. A friend is showing you a video that they can't stop laughing at and you say this to avoid explaining why you aren't busting a gut.
6. No, I can't see your underwear lines
I mean, what else are you supposed to say as they're practically running out the door late to class?
7. I get 8 hours of sleep every night
Come on, you're not fooling anyone.
8. I wash my sheets every other week
How does anyone have enough time (or patience) to do that?
9. I've done the reading
Most students do, in fact, do the reading. But there comes a time for every student where it slips their mind or the next episode of Criminal Minds seems just a little more interesting.
10. No, I don't care
Yeah, you probably do care (at least some of the times).
11. I love your new haircut!
What else are you supposed to say? It's not like they can go get the six inches back.
12. I've never slept in class
Okay, and I've never watched High School Musical.
13. It's fine if you watch that video without headphones!
We all have to make sacrifices once in a while.
14. I love this song
This is especially true when your friend plays you an incredibly obscure song and tell you how it "gives them life" every time they hear it.
15. I hate this song
When your friend who only listens to indie music hears your new favorite pop song and drags it the only thing to do is pretend you don't know every lyric and harmony.
16. That really clears it up, thanks!
Yes, Mr. Robert, saying the exact same thing really helps me understand the problem, thank you!
17. I don't want another piece of pizza
You don't want one, you need one.
18. I'm not tired at all
If you're a college student, or pretty much anyone over the age of 12, there's a good chance you're at least a little tired.
19. I love this gift, thank you!
We were all taught to say thank you even if we
20. I love mornings
This includes you morning people. There has to have been at least once in your life where getting out bed at the crack of dawn didn't seem appealing.
