August is the hottest month of the summer. It's terrible. Even though we all get a break from school, summer sucks because it’s too hot! It’s always sunny and you get sweaty outside! All of the fall/winter people can relate to what I’m saying: we miss the colored trees, the foggy mornings, the sweaters. Why can’t we just skip summer? (Only the weather, I like my class-free schedule) In the meantime, we have to stick together through this season and all of the situations that ensue.
1. You step out of the house and instantly: “nope, nope, nope, nope.”
2. Realizing you won't be able to wear your sweaters for a long time.
3. If you like hot tea and coffee, it’s too hot for that.
4. When it first gets warmer and you realize you don’t have any warm weather clothes
5. When people ask you to go somewhere your first question is, "Do they have AC?"
6. Checking the weather multiple times a day.
7. Wanting to go for a walk, but deciding not to because it’s too hot.
8. If you have long hair, you better wear it up, unless you want a sweaty neck.
9. Taking sunscreen everywhere because you don’t wan to lose your paleness from the winter.
10.You spend time thinking about how much you wish you liked summer weather so you wouldn’t feel so shitty.
11. You keep a countdown for the first day of Autumn
12. You constantly gravitate towards the shade when on the streets.
13. Netflix becomes your best friend.
14. If you have summer classes, the hot weather is another reason to dread going to them.
15. Because it’s so hot, your body just gets tired quickly and you end up taking, like, 7,024,343,532 naps throughout the day.
16. You live in confusion about all the colors around you, since your sunglasses distort everything
17. When it’s so hot, you can’t even feel the difference if you wear a cardigan or not so you stop caring about everything
18. You look outside and it looks mildly warm, but once you get out there you realize it's so much warmer than you anticipated
19. It’s so hot you sleep with the window open, but suddenly have a spider and a mosquito as roommates.
20. Allergies. Just. Allergies.
