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20 Signs You're A SWUG

Because at this point, pizza and pinot sounds a lot more fun than boys and Bacardi anyways.

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20 Signs You're A SWUG
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Senior Washed Up Girl (SWUG) -- a girl in her final year of college who has unintentionally become the girl she and her friends promised they would never become.

1. You wear leggings out more than jeans, and sweatpants are acceptable night out attire.

2. You've pretty much given up entirely on dressing cute, whether to class or to go out.

3. It's a big deal if you put on full makeup any more.

4. You'd rather watch Netflix in bed than go out most nights.

5. Taking shots is now a foreign concept to you.

6. You try to convince yourself you're still fun, and not a SWUG.

7. Wine nights with your roommates sounds more fun than going to a club with boys.

8. You've spent Friday nights binge watching "Grey's Anatomy," "Friends" or "Scandal" and you are not ashamed.

9. If you go out, it's mostly just so you can drunk and eat pizza after.

10. You feel creepily old at frat parties.

11. Three years ago, you thought senior year would be the most exciting because you're finally 21.

12. You haven't dressed to theme for a mixer or party since junior year.

13. You wear Converse or Vans to the bars more than heels now.

14. Thinking back on sophomore year makes you question how you ever had so much energy.

15. You don't rely on beer at frat houses any more, instead you have a personal bottle of wine or champagne.

16. You have no shame in opening a bottle of wine alone at 2 p.m.

17. Comfort, sleep and food are your top three priorities now.

18. The messy-bun is your hairstyle of choice.

19. You make it out about once a week now.

20. You're honestly not that upset about being a SWUG.

So yeah, it's your last semester of college and you should be living it to the fullest. But let's be honest, pizza and pinot sound a lot better than boys and Bacardi at this point. So "SWUG" it up, own it and enjoy your last semester however you want because there's nothing wrong with Netflix and no chill.

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