According to the Johns Hopkins University homepage, Hopkins is "America's first research university" and "a world leader in research and education in medicine, public health, the arts, sciences, and engineering."
While all this may be true, a Johns Hopkins college experience is way more than just that. Here is a list of 16 signs you will be forever a Blue Jay (GO HOP!).
1. Scooters evoke all types of emotions within you.
That guy just zoomed past you on your way to class and you're like "TAKE ME WITH YOU!"
2. Sterling brunch is a gift from above.
Smoked Salmon? Mac and Cheese? Is that lobster!?
3. You have attempted or considered attempting the D-Level Challenge.
Admit it, you know you’ve thought about it.
4. The FFC employees are always there for you.
“Have a blesse'd evening!” –Pracilla
5. You have gone to Uni-Mini past midnight and have ordered at least one type of hoagie, but you’re still obsessed with their Mozz Sticks.
You can never have too many.
6. The Daily Grind’s drinks are your blood water.
Dirty Chai? Yes. Jitter Machine? Uh-huh.
7. You have witnessed or overheard the horrors of Introduction Chemistry Lab.
Don’t even get me started on Orgo…
8. You are/have considered becoming a doctor at least once.
It honestly feels like the norm.
9. FREE SHIRTS!? WHERE!?
10. You can’t help but think that The All Nighters are hot.
Boys in vests? Yes please! (But the Mental Notes are still the hottest)
11. You have done homework while working out in the Rec Center.
Hopkins students are good at multi-tasking (and awkwardly dancing).
12. You still get a thrill out of writing on the walls in Brody.
It is probably the one time you can write on school property have it be totally ok!
13. With Carma’s grilled cheese, you have found true love.
14. You have gone to a sports game maybe once.
15. "No, it's Johns Hopkins."
EMBRACE THE S. EMBRACE IT!
16. Two words: Ronnie. D.
If you have a selfie with him you know you have officially made it.
And remember, if four years of being a Blue Jay seems just too short, there is always graduate school!
