Roommates can either be a blessing or a curse. If your roommate is your best friend, as mine is, you'll exchange a variety of one-liners that basically sum up your friendship. Here are 20 one-liners most roommates exchange.

1. Do you want to go get food?

Is that even a question? Of course, we can go

2. Is the door unlocked?

If it isn't, then I'm in class. If it is, I'm in here.

3. Do you have your key?

Always, my dude.

4. These bitches.

Come spill the tea about the bitches, that's what I'm here for.

5. Does this look cute?

Yes, and even if it didn't I'd lie and say it is.

6. I'm sorry my side of the room is a disaster.

She says as there are two or three things out of place whereas my side looks like a tornado ran through it for three weeks.

7. I'll clean tomorrow.

I say every day until I decide I can't live in filth anymore.

8. Can we get ice cream?

Spotted cow here we come!

9. Can you read this and make sure it sounds right?

Of course, I'll drop all my work for you. That's what best friends are for, right?

10. Are you on the phone with your mom too?

Mom phone calls are a daily thing in this room.

11. I don't wanna go to class today.

Me either, let's not and say we did.

12. When can we drop out?

Now, right now.I'll drive the getaway car from our parents.

13. I'm dropping out.

Same girl.

14. Will you go with me to this thing?

I don't want to but I will.

15. Will you help me write an Odyssey article?

16. Can you read my Odyssey article?

I'll read yours if you read mine.

17. Does this sound bitchy?

Yes, and I approve of it.

18. Did your article go live?

19. Your article went live!

20. I couldn't do this with a different roommate.

I know.

I love my roommate, and exchanging these one-liners during our first semester has strengthened our friendship. Share this with your roommate and make these more prominent in your dorm room. Or possibly, apply to write for Odyssey to see what the fuss is all about.