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20 One-Liners You'll Find In EVERY Roommate Group Chat
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If you are a college student, and you aren't one of those lucky people who have a single, you have roommates, and I can almost guarantee that you have a group chat, thanks to Apple.

If you have an Android, I am sorry because this doesn't apply to you.

In today's digital age, every friend group, group of roommates and team, in one form or another, have a way of communicating all at once. You know the never-ending notifications, the confusion if you don't save any numbers, and especially the annoying people who have a personal conversation that could easily be in its own text thread.

Here are 20 one-liners that I guarantee you have said in your roommate group chat.

1. " Does anyone care if my best friend from home comes for the weekend?"

2. "Hey, does anyone know where my phone charger is?"

3. "We need more toilet paper"

4. "Has anyone seen my other moccasin?"

5. "Does this look okay?"

6. "Can I borrow someone's hair straightener?"

7. "Who was the one who came home super late and left the bathroom light on?"

8. "I can't go out I have to work tomorrow"

9. "I have no money"

10. "Whose turn is it to DD?"

11. "What's the plan for tonight?"

12. "I am going home this weekend."

13. "I am so hungover omg"

14. "Does anyone feel like going to Chipotle?"

15. "I'm going to get a coffee what do you guys want?"

16. "Anyone feel like ordering food?"

17. "I need an outfit for tonight does anyone want to go to the mall?"

18. "Will someone please come to the dining hall with me?"

19. "Is anyone in the room?"

20. "I forgot my ID. Can someone let me in?"


Living in college, or with roommates anywhere, is an exciting time. It is a time that we grow as individuals, learn a lot about ourselves and do some questionable things on the weekend.

Don't get annoyed by your roomie group chat, be thankful that it exists and we have the technology to always stay connected. You only get 4 chances to have amazing roommates, embrace every second

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