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20 Of The Funniest Christmas Gift Ideas

Danielle Rothenberg
Dec 09, 2015
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20 Of The Funniest Christmas Gift Ideas

1. Drake "Hotline Bling" Christmas Sweater


"I know when those sleigh bells ring, that can only mean one thing... more presents!!"

http://www.amazon.com

2. Breast Suspenders



When what Mom really wants costs $50K.

http://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Over-Breast-Sus...

3. DIY Boyfriend Pillow


Who needs to wait until senior year to find that special someone?

www.buzzfeed.com

4. Camera Lens Mug


To scare the *bleep* out of the Bertrand Library Equipment Desk.

http://www.rageon.com/products/camera-lens-coffee-...

5. Passive Aggressive Notes


"*insert roommate name here*, did you really forget to take out the trash again?"

www.amazon.com

6. Instant Excuse Ball


Reason 9,034 why you should procrastinate finals studying.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/151872284794?ul_noapp...

7. Taco Booties


To bring the Flyson a little closer to home.

www.uncommongoods.com

8. Optimist/Pessimist Shot Glasses


"He loves me not... He LOVES ME!!"

www.uncommongoods.com

9. Epic Beard Oil


For that guy on your hall who kept No Shave November a thing through December...

www.samsnatural.com

10. Thumb Wrestling Arena


Because why not?

http://www.thegadgetexperience.com/pro-thumb-wrest...

11. This towel


"You're looking at the coolest kid in communal bathroom No. 99"

www.pinterest.com

12. Santa-tizer


To ward off the infamous Bucknell cough.

lakeshorestamping.com

13. Pizza Scissors


Perfect cut, guaranteed.

food.allwomenstalk.com

14. The best shirt of all time


"Excuse me, sir, I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later"

http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php?productid=121...

15. Emergency Underwear Dispenser


...I mean, I don't actually need to do laundry every week...

mcphee.com

16.

Pet Mopping Shoes



Turn your dog into the best mop alive... literally.

inventorspot.com

17.

Phone Bra


For those times when your hands are too flimsy to hold your phone at parties.

www.naturalhealth365.com

18. That morning pick-me-up


"If Britney survived 2007, I can make it through today."

https://www.etsy.com/listing/167501787/if-britney-...

19. Grow a Boyfriend


It's safe to say that the hook-up culture can't go on forever, right?

www.funslurp.com

20. Glass Shoes


The best way to humor your professor when his grading system is little "fishy."

https://www.pinterest.com/robinduif/funny-shoes/

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