If texting is your game, then emoji should be your name! If you haven’t hopped on the emoji train yet you don’t know what’s good. 

Here are 20 emojis that don’t exist… but totally should:

1. Greek letters: Would it not be adorable to have little colorful Greek letter emojis?! It would be so much more convenient than having that whole separate Greek letter keyboard (am I the only one that does that?). 

2. Burrito: How is there no burrito emoji already? How are we supposed to communicate our Chipotle orders?  

3. Middle finger: Self-explanatory and long overdue.   

4. Tequila shots: Because we can only use the clinking beer emoji for so long.   

5. Every kind of alcohol: How are there only four drinks represented in emoji-land? This just won’t do.   

6. Steak: Enough with the drinks, how about food? I need a good steak emoji because that weird pork-chop one just doesn’t cover all the meats.   

7. Bacon: There is something wrong that this doesn’t exist.    

8. Volleyball: Or a golf ball, or any other sport not represented in emoji. Rude.   

9. More clothing emojis: Just as girls need plenty of clothing options to get dressed for the day, we also need plenty of clothing emoji options to communicate what we are wearing / ask what we should wear / ask if this is cute / other clothing questions we send our friends.   

10. Hair products: Same reasons as listed above.   

11. Bra: Why is there no bra emoji?! No, I’m not using the bikini emoji anymore… it just isn’t the same.   

12. Dog faces: There are all of those different cat face emojis…but where are the puppies at? Sorry I’m not a cat lady.   

13. College logos: How cool and so much more convenient would it be to have little college logo emojis? Even just the SEC logo. Just sayin’.  

14. Starbucks: For those basic white girls.   

15. Moped: We simply need more modes of transportation to be represented.   

16. Hangover emoji: Because sometimes that’s all that needs to be said.   

17. Hipster emoji: Can’t hurt to change it up a little!   

18. Selfie emoji: It might just be me but I think it would be hilarious to have an emoji taking a duck-face selfie.   

19. Mustache: Again for those basic white girls or anyone who communicates with staches on the reg.   

20. Condoms: To promote safe sex.     

These need to happen… because a majority of the time, emojis say it better than words can.