Everyone knows a little white lie never hurt anyone but as every female knows we tell at least 50 a day. Here's to the average 20 that most females say at least once a week.
1) I'll be ready by 7
Translation: I'll be getting out of bed to shower by 7:30.
2) I'm fine
Translation: We are NOT fine. Code red.
3) I'm literally walking out the door
Translation: I'm still in my pajamas, eating chocolate, while watching the newest episode of Once Upon A Time.
4) I didn't get that text
Translation: I saw it and ignored it.
5) Oh my god, you're so funny
Translation: Please stop talking.
6) I started that weeks ago
Translation: I'll probably start it tonight but I wouldn't bet on it.
7) I'm not political
Translation: All I watch is Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee.
8) I'll give you your hoodie back
Translation: Jokes on you.
9) I'm not mad
Translation: I'm pissed.
10) I'll pay you back
Translation: You'll never see that money again.
11) Just one more
Translation: I won't remember this in the morning.
12) Only three drinks tonight
Translation: I'm walking out with no shoes.
13) I was listening
Translation: The Friends theme songs was playing in my head.
14) I'll start my diet on Monday
15) One more episode then I'll go to bed
Translation: Does the clock say 3 am?
16) I'm going to go to the gym
17) You look fine in that picture
Translation: Oh honey.
18) I won't ask you for money again, this is the last time I swear
Translation: You'll be hearing from me by the end of the week.
19) You two are perfect together
20) I only need one thing from Target
Translation: My bank account will be on E when I'm done.