Elijah & Christine is a YouTube channel consisting of vlogs from Christine Sydelko, a former Vine star, and Elijah Daniel, who is famous for his tweets consisting of jokes and harassing celebrities like Donald Trump and the Kardashians. Their channel has received over half a million subscribers, and they have recently won a Shorty Award for Best In Comedy.

I have recently binged pretty much all of their vlogs on their main channel. They don't take a lot for me to laugh my butt off. Here's just a few of their hilarious quotes that need to go down in history.

1.) Christine: "This is supposed to be bottomless mimosas. I can clearly see the bottom." (Referring to her now empty glass of her mimosa.)

2.) Elijah: "How drunk are you, Christine?" Christine: "If I don't get married in the next five minutes, I will riot!"

3.) Christine: "Look at dogs being friends. They don't care about politics. They don't care about race. There are different types of dogs and they love each other anyway."

4.) Christine: "I love you and you're my favorite mom and you gave birth to me and I'm sorry that I had to come out of you but I think it turned out pretty well."

5.) Elijah: "You burned a hole in your jacket?"
Christine: "Cigarette."
Elijah: "Why are you the adult Honey Boo-Boo child?"

6.) Christine: "Do I need it? No. Do I want it? Also no."

7.) Elijah: "This is why people think we're dating all the time."
Christine: "We're not?"

8.) Elijah: "It's not all the way put together but neither are we."

9.) Christine: "F*** YOU, IKEA! YOUR MEATBALLS AREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! ACTUALLY, THEY ARE. I'M SORRY I SAID THAT I WAS JUST ANGRY THEY'RE REALLY DELICIOUS."

10.) Christine: "Hey, do you think if I spit down there, I can make it onto the pretzel dough?"
Elijah: "No, what the f***, why would you do that?"
Christine: "I think the angle's right."
Elijah: "Your math probably isn't off but your morals are."

11.) Christine: (speaking to a Buzzfeed employee) "We've got a few ideas circling around our brains. We thought of some really interesting listicle ideas for you that maybe you'd like to write and put on the website. Alright, '19 Reasons Your Parents' Divorce Is Your Fault.' '3 Instagram Filters To Hide Your Herpes Outbreak.' '10 Ways To Tell If It's A Tall Man In A Trenchcoat or Two Kids Stacked On Top Of Each Other.'"

12.) Christine: "You've officially worn lipstick more times than I have."
Elijah: "You've eaten lipstick more times on camera than you've worn."

13.) Elijah: "Can you hold it together for two f***ing minutes?"
Christine: "I can't hold it together for three f***ing seconds."

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15.) Christine: (burps) "That sounded like the beginning of 'Down With the Sickness.'"

16.) Christine: "I am shooketh."

17.) Christine: "Rain drops. Drop tops. He just proposed with a Ring Pop."

18.) Elijah: "Where's the [engagement] ring?"
Christine: "Oh, I think I ate it last night."

19.) Christine: "Ronald Reagan was a lie. He's the king of Texas."

20.) Christine: "He's tiny and he's shy and he's gotta work on New Year's, and I just want him to have happiness. And I know it's sad because it's funny, and so I'm laughing so I'm happy that it's funny, but I'm also sad because I'm actually sad."
Elijah: "You just got so many little emotions inside there. By the way, she's talking about the Dominoes pizza delivery guy."

Let's not forget every single lyric of this iconic song.