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20 Of The Best Christian Pick-up Lines

So, my parents are home. Wanna come over?

Lauren Stancle
Apr 11, 2016
Olivet Nazarene University
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20 Of The Best Christian Pick-up Lines
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In the Christian circle, maybe you've heard one of these atrocities used as an attempt to pick-up a future spouse -- and if you have, I'm sorry.

1. I heard you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ… mind if I'm third wheel?

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3. So, my parents are home. Wanna come over?

4. If I march around you seven times, will you fall for me?

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6. I’m not Boaz and you’re not Ruth, but you can glean my fields anytime.

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8. Are you a Pharisee? ‘Cause you’re the fairest one I see.

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10. Do you need prayer? Because I can totally lay hands on you…

11. Your love language isn’t too important to me… because I’m going to love you in every language.

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13. Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?

14. On a scale from one to 10 you’re a nine and I’m the one God sent to complete you.

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16. I’d give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus. You can have my number though.

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18. You’re so unblemished I could sacrifice you.

19. Wow! I could really see myself being comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you!

20. Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

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