Though we all come from many different parts of the world, we out-of-state students are linked by our common traits and often share the same struggles.
1. All of your money goes towards plane tickets.
4. Senior Fall.
5. You've probably written at least one essay on a seatback tray.
6. You personally identify as this airplane.
(Although your suitcase will probably never look so cutesy)
8. But you still pretty much know how to sneak anything into your carry on.
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9. You've seen enough airplane bathrooms to deter you from ever fantasizing about joining the mile high club..
10. Accidentally packing prohibited stuff and realizing that TSA doesn't do shit.
Really?
You didn't stop me for this, but I got a pat down because of my bobby pins?
11. When the airport wifi asks you to enter a promo code:
12. When the couple in 12 B/A start whisper-fighting:
13. Walking past first class like:
14.
*grainy loudspeaker*
"This is an overbooked flight, so if any of you would be willing to—"
15. When the flight attendant is giving the safety speech and you know first class is thinking:
16. When there's no space on the plane and the boarding assistant wants to check your carry-on:
17. Listening to the flight attendant's food cart sales pitch:
18. Travelling on holidays:
19. Realizing you have a layover in O'Hare:
