Oh The Bachelor. Us girls' favorite show to laugh, cry and become completely infatuated with.
With a little help from some fellow Bachelormaniacs, I was able to compile an on point list of the thoughts that go through ALL of our heads while watching our guiltiest pleasure each week.
1. Who signed Ashley S's permission slip to leave the looney bin and go on a field trip to national television?
2. OK seriously... someone explain why Jillian's butt ALWAYS has a black square over it?!
3. Britt is perfect... and so is Whitney... and Kaitlyn... and OMG Becca's TEETH! I need plastic surgery...
4. LOL Ashley I is not a virgin...
5. If Ashley I is a virgin I'm Beyoncé.
6. I would like to see ONE of these girls live on a farm for the rest of their life.
7. How many times do you think Jade fell down the stairs in those heels when the clock struck midnight before they got the perfect take?
8. My mom would kick my a** all the way to Antarctica if I ever took my clothes off on TV.
9. I bet Jimmy Kimmel kept all the money from the awesome jar.
10. If Mackenzie asks one more person if they believe in aliens I'm gonna have a panic attack.
11. Wait... did Ashley S really just tell Chris she loved him?...
12. Did Ashley S ACTUALLY just say she didn't care that she got kicked off?!
13. I would rather sit next to a screaming toddler on a 12 hour plane ride than listen to Kelsey do her fake laugh one more time.
14. How can Chris be so hot, yet so boring all at the same time?
15. So let me get this straight, Ashley I is crying because Chris didn't make a move on her after she told him she was a virgin and wanted him to see her as innocent and pure? That jerk...
16. NEW DRINKING GAME: Take a shot every time someone cries. (This game is only for those trying to black-out within 10 minutes.)
17. Ugh who do I pay to make me look like these girls in a bikini?
18. I seriously hate when guys say The Bachelor is all fake. Their love is so real! Like having a first date on a mountain top is TOTALLY realistic and I WILL remain single until someone does that for me.