Oh, to be a freshman again. So young, energetic, and optimistic for what the next four years have in store. It's not until you reach your junior or senior year of college that you begin to realize how freakin' naïve you were back then. It's almost cringe-worthy to think about, am I right? Thankfully as time went on, you learned plenty of valuable lessons (usually the hard way) and reality eventually set in. Still, you have to admit that now you get a good laugh out of the type of stuff you hear incoming freshmen say...just like people definitely did when you first stepped onto campus.
1. "I am going to get ready every single morning. I will never be one of those girls who shows up to class in sweats and a messy bun."
2. "I think I am going to double major in Accounting and Biochemistry."
3. "I want to major in something easy like Nursing or Education. How hard could they be?"
4. "You don't think my professor will really mind if I'm late, do you?"
5. "My boyfriend is going to come visit me every weekend like he promised. You don't think my roomie will mind, do you?"
6. "I'm the champion of beer pong."
7. "One sec, let me just tell my parents to put more money in my bank account."
8. "$20 for a parking pass? Do I even really need one? I doubt security would give me a parking ticket all the way over on this side of campus."
9. "I never had to study in high school. I'm just a good test taker. I'll be good."![]()
10. "UGH, I have a two-page History paper due this week. Literally, kill me."
11. "I'm going to call and FaceTime my besties from back home every day to make sure we keep in touch."
12. "Ew. I don't care if the all-freshman dorm is cheaper. I NEED to have my own bathroom."
13. "I plan to graduate in three years."
