1.) When you get caught shotgunning or with any alcohol on social media and you get 300 calls, texts, emails, letters, carrier pigeon, etc.. from every family member you have
2.)When you've had 3 tests, 2 quizzes, 6 homework assignments, and 2 papers in one week and it's finally the weekend
3.)When your mom asks who you're with and it is always the same 3 people
4.)When your professor hands you the syllabus for the semester
5.)When you cant find anything to wear so you just cry
6.)When you haven't slept in over 24 hours and you are automatically mad at any and everything
7.)When all your friends are drunk crying at the bar but you dont want to say anything to make it more awkward
8.)When you leave for any kind of break
9.)When your roommate comes home and you just weren't in the mood for pants
10.)When you don't remember the last time you wore makeup
11.)When you finally feel comfortable around your friend group to be weird
12.)when you get dumped and the only way you know how to cope
13.)when you are trying to read your drunk texts
14.) when your friends somehow convince you to go out, even when you have an 8 AM
15.) or when you would just rather stay in.. … all the time
16.) when you pull an all nighter and someone asks if you feel prepared for your test
17.) when all your friends are ready to go o but you're not even half way done
18.) and when you just haven't had the time to go to the store in a while
all in all college rocks