The Sass Master. The Shade Thrower. The Ultimate Petty Queen. You know them. You love them. You just may be that person. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with severe pettiness, you may be entitled to compensation. If you aren't sure if you know/are that person, here are 18 signs that will help you identify it.
1- Your side eye is on point:
2- You suffer from severe RBF.
3- Your most used emojis: side eye, shrug, painted nails.
4- You screenshot everything.
5- You have no problem putting people in their place.
6- ANYWAY…. *eyeroll*
7- You always jump to say “I told you so!”
8- It's your way or the highway.
9- You enjoy watching others vaguely sub-tweets but direct conflict are your entire life.
10- You throw shade like a palm tree.
11- Revenge is a dish best served cold. And hot. And for every freaking meal.
12- You're constantly scheming.
13- When you see your enemy having a hard time and it makes your day.
14- No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade. Just serving the tea when it needs to be served.
15 - You're constantly reading people for filth, but being read yourself, is not an option.
16- You have no bad days. SLAY QUEEN.
17 - You simply can't show people your weaknesses.
18 - You're forever calling people out for "being extra".
