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18 Pickup Lines You See On Tinder

Sometimes you just feel an urge to send a really inappropriate message.... ignore it.

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18 Pickup Lines You See On Tinder
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Honesty time: we all have used Tinder at some point, and if you have not, you are lying. It does not matter if you used it as joke or to be ironic, if you were swiping on your friend's phone, or if you were in a relationship and just curious -- you used Tinder. We all know that this app is pretty much a nightmare with slight bits of comedy, especially if you are a girl. I give a man props if he is at least honest about what he wants right away because no one is wasting any time (except for the amount of time it took to reach their profile and swipe). But some men are just too crude or too weird. We know that sometimes men cannot always take the hint that you are not interested or become extremely elaborate to attract your attention in really weird ways. Sit down and be prepared to have a few laughs at these atrocious Tinder boys.

1. Let's face it...



2. The blasphemous Christian



3. The alphabet boy



4.The drunken marathon




5. The drug dealer



6. Nudes boy




7. The New Year's Eve text



8.The respectful hookup



9. Jimmy Neutron



10. The Weatherman?



11. The Gram pusher



12. Wanna hookup?



13. The sexual insulter



14. Why would you even ask?



15. Trade of skills



16. Honest sex



17. The linguistic man



Now this last one I am adding is comedic, but in a really good way. Not only did he come through with what I wanted, he fulfilled on his end too. Free food is the best food. Honestly, probably one of the very few nice guys actually on Tinder.


18. Pizza haiku boy




Men, if any of you are reading this, please, take a hint. Your lines -- they are not cutting it. Try classy instead of trashy because the first line that you send to us will define our opinion of you for the rest of the time we even put up with you. Girls, if you are addressing guys like this on Tinder...why? Just why? For anyone who just has this real urge to send a disturbing message like so many of the ones above, imagine sending it to your mother, or some other female relative, and think of how upset they would be.

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