If you go to a Greek-centered school, one of the major things that stuck out to you during your four years of unemployed bliss has got to be the thought provoking culture of the "fraternity men." I am about to rant on a few things that as a 22-year-old college student, have failed to understand during my collegiate career. We love you boys, really we do! But, sometimes you follow some trends that we don’t always support. Here is a little tough love:
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1. Hawaiian shirts.
2. Saying, “What’s the move?”
3. Growing their hair out
We like clean cut boys.
4.Wearing jerseys over sweatshirts
For the love of Red Skins, please pick one or the other.
5. Referring to girls as ‘slams’ (WOMEN ARE HUMAN BEINGS).
6. Need we mention disgusting bathrooms?
7. No soap or hand towels in the bathroom
Just, ew.
8. No toilet paper in the bathrooms
That is just a basic human right, I mean come ON.
9. Asking to a date party at the last minute
Uh hello, we need time to find a hot outfit!
10. Generic brand chasers
Come on, I think we’re worth the extra buck.
11. Garbage in hallways
We’d rather leave your fast food intake to our imagination.
12. Dishes pilled high to the sky with no soap in sight.
13. Lack of personal hygiene
How long has it been since they’ve cleaned those bed sheets?
14. Chubbies.
Let;s leave those short-shorts to us girls.
15. Bucket hats.
Are you a five year old on a fishing trip?
16. Croakies.
...You look like my dad visiting the Grand Canyon
17. Wolf shirts
In all honesty, we just don’t really understand.
God bless the Greek men of this community. Truly, you are all masterpieces that I couldn't have pictured my college experience without. We don't expect you to change these (interesting?) habits you have adopted, but please for the love of God, sanitation is just a basic human right, clean it up!
