Entering my 20s, I still miss trick-or-treating on Halloween night. Nothing was better than running around my neighborhood with all my friends from house to house and then counting how many pieces of candy I got at the end of the night. The only thing I don't miss are these terrible candies I managed to get in my bag every year.
1. Werther's
My Grandma keeps these out on her coffee table.
2. Milk Duds
I would rather not get my teeth pulled out.
3. Dots
Still not trying to get these stuck in my teeth for years.
4. Necco Wafers
Chalk is meant to be drawn with, not eaten.
5. Almond Joy
I would rather get a king sized Reese's bar.
6. Bit-O-Honey
I'm sorry, what even are these?
7. Good & Plenty
Licorice flavored pills? I'll pass.
8. Candy Corn
Tastes like pure wax. They work better as a center piece decoration.
9. Smarties
Different colors yet they all taste the same.
10. Mary Janes
Let's just say my grandma eats these (Sorry GMA, love ya!).
11. Salt Water Taffy
If it's not a Laffy Taffy then I don't want it.
12. Anything unwrapped
Ew.
13. Pretzels
Halloween is not meant to be healthy!
14. Flavored Tootsie Rolls
Honestly, I'm not even sure if the vanilla tastes like vanilla. Can we just stick to the original?
15. Old-Fashioned Hard Candy
I could get a handful of these from a restaurant.
16. Wax Bottles
Would you like plastic with a side of wax? Me either.
17. Candy Necklace
They're fun to wear and eat — except for the fact we pretend they are amazing when really they have absolutely zero taste.






































