We all know that person. The one who has more caffeine than water flowing through their veins, and is often seen with a mug or styrofoam cup in hand: the tea or coffee drinker. Maybe it's one of your friends, or maybe it's you, but this person is definitely part of the cast of Gilmore Girls. Here are 17 signs that you drink too much tea or coffee, as told as by Gilmore Girls.
1. Coffeeshop staff know your order when you walk in.
By the time you get to the counter, your drink is already being made and a staff member may even greet you by name.
2. Even though you have been drinking something all day, you feel dehydrated.
You should drink some water... but you opt for more tea or coffee anyway.
3. You cannot stand when people ask if decaf is okay.
Is Monopoly money okay?
4. You have calculated how much money you could save per month by not buying coffee or tea.
Yet you continue to buy just as much anyways.
5. You are likely to carry tea bags with you.
You never know when a hot water opportunity will present itself.
6. You are sick of overly fancy drinks.
You need caffeine, not a sugary concoction.
7. You are always slightly jittery.
Constant excitement? Caffeine? It's unclear.
8. You wake up with a headache.
9. You can name an extensive amount of types of tea.
Green, chai, jasmine, black, oolong, white, pu-erh, herbal, chamomile... the list goes on.
10. You always have slight coffee breath.
Just maintain a wide berth in the morning.
11. There is no difference anymore between half and half, milk, creamer, etc.
12. You are a coffeeshop snob.
And you will vehemently defend whatever hole-in-the-wall coffeeshop you love.
13. Your go-to playlist on Spotify/Pandora is coffee house.
14. You cannot fall asleep at a normal time.
Who said there were health benefits to a regular sleep schedule?
15. You always travel with a thermos.
You never know when it will be time for a refill.
16. When people ask you, "Do you like coffee?":
Do you really have to ask?
17. You are embarrassed to tell people how many cups you had.
No shame.
