1. For you an exciting night includes 15 back-to-back episodes of House Hunters.
Sure some people binge-watch OITNB or Friends, but you are perfectly content with an all-night marathon of home buying, selling and renovating.
2. You cheer louder for your chosen side on Love it or List it than you ever do for any actual sports team.
Banter between Hilary and David gets you hyped as you await those final moments leading up to the reveal of the home owners decision.
3. 9 times out of 10 you can predict when a designer will suggest knocking down a wall to create an open floor concept.
4. Chip and Joanna Gaines from Fixer Upper have your relationship goals written all over them.
Between Chip handling the construction and Joanna conquering the design this perfect duo always has you longing for a life in Waco,Texas.
5. You know that most marriages will end in divorce if they do not find a house with a double sink vanity in the master bathroom.
No one can share a sink with their spouse, it is physically impossible.
6. Rooms with popcorn ceilings make you nauseous.
7.Entering for the HGTV Dream Home giveaway is an annual tradition no matter the location of the house.
When that time of the year comes around, you are determined to not let anything stand between you and your daily efforts to increase your chances of winning.
8. When you pass by a dilapidated house you are totally confident that your inner Nicole Curtis would be able to transform the heck out that two story Tudor.
9. Your idea of an exotic vacation is four episodes of House Hunters International.
"Going on any trips this summer?" "Yeah, I'm planning on making my way to Costa Rica, Tuscany, Aruba, and I might stop by Prague."
10. Sometimes you find yourself reminiscing about the old days with Candice Olson and Vern Yip.
11. Beachfront Bargain has you convinced that you, too, can own a vacation home on the coast of Florida.
12. You judge your friends by the quality of their crown molding.
13. You know that every husband will suggest that the unfinished basement would be a great place to make his man cave.
14. It makes you sick when you do not get to see the finished product of a renovation.
15. The Property Brothers are also your brothers.
16. You know that you will never marry anyone whose house doesn't have great curb appeal.
17. Most of all, you know that Home and Garden TV is a vital part of who you are, and that is not subject to change.
Happy watching!
