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17 Signs You're Obsessed With Ice Cream

"I'll stop the world and melt with you"

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17 Signs You're Obsessed With Ice Cream
Cindy Hushon

There’s a lot of things in life that seem to let you down. Your alarm clock, your professor assigning a 10-page paper, your cell phone service and so on. However, there’s always that one thing that creates stability. It’s there for you no matter what time of the day it is. It can be neglected for days, and it still wants you to give it your attention. Admit it… it’s ice cream. You love ice cream and ice cream loves you right back, what more could you ask for in life?

1. You see nothing wrong with eating ice cream for every meal and don't know why people question it.

What do you mean it's weird that I ate it for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

2. It's the middle of winter and you're craving it.

I don't actually care that it's negative two degrees outside, I want ice cream dang it!

3. You feel personally offended if someone says they don't like ice cream.

Yeah well... ICE CREAM DOESN'T LIKE YOU EITHER, YOU LINT LICKER!

4. Your vehicle automatically turns into any place that sells ice cream.

I swear I have no idea why my car is doing this; I’ve never been to this delicious place before. And I have no idea that they sell homemade peanut butter swirl here.

5. Eating it straight from the carton is second nature to you.

To be honest you're lucky that I'm even using a spoon.

6. You offer to share but secretly you're hoping that they say no.

Please say no, I don't even think there's enough ice cream in here for me.

7. The freezer is almost always stocked with at least four different flavors.

I like a little variety in my life, it just really spices things up.

8. However, if you do run out the world is basically ending, and you need more ASAP.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT?! SOMEBODY BETTER GET ME MORE!

9. You despise people who think sorbet and frozen yogurt taste anything like ice cream.

Yeah, and cabbage tastes just like pizza.

10. There's a countdown on your phone until the opening day of your favorite local ice cream shop.

There's only 103 days, 6 hours, 44 minutes and 15 seconds left! But who's counting?

11. You'll drive any distance to get your favorite ice cream.

I don't care if it's an hour long drive, I'm going with or without you!

12. And once you get it, you're posting it all over your Snapchat story or Instagram.

My ice cream is so darn pretty it doesn't even need a filter.

13. There's even a possibility that you're lactose intolerant but that has never stopped you.

It's totally worth every single bite... and everything else that happens later.

14. You have zero shame when licking your bowl clean.

Wasting ice cream just isn't an option to me.

15. You have an entire Pinterest board dedicated to it.

Stop judging me. You have your ENTIRE wedding planned out on there, and you haven't had a boyfriend in over six years.

16. There's always room for ice cream.

I know that I said I was full, but don't you know that ice cream just slips between the cracks?

17. Ice cream is the answer to EVERYTHING.

Bad day? Ice cream. Promotion? Ice cream. Bored? Ice cream.

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