Every person is completely different in their own way, even when people tell you, "You're just like your mother." I often wonder like other people of earth, why am I here? what is my purpose, those really deep questions about life. And the sad truth is, it all doesn't matter. I will never be on TV. I will never have a biography written about me. When we die, it won't get displayed like Princes' death on the cover of People magazine. Because in this life all that matters is whether you look like Kim Kardashian, or you made millions. The people who actually do good in this life will never get the recognition they deserve and the people who actually have news worthy lives will never make TV. Instead we get this garbage.
The time I slipped and fell on my laptop in the hallway will never be on TV, but it was pretty damn funny. But the beauty of Odyssey gives me that fame to share my story and try to reach people.
1. My first time playing soccer.
Everyone's parents signed them up for a sport when they were five or six. Gymnastics, Baseball, football, volleyball, tennis, I did it all. I was made for sports. But when it came to playing soccer...
2. "Is Alyssa sleeping?"
Yes, again. I could make a movie just of all the places I've fallen asleep at. At the dinner table, with pens in my hand, in the bathroom, the shower.. you name it.
3. "Pretend like you like each other."
Growing up with a sibling sounded like hell. But you never really appreciate what you have until you realise you have what other people don't and you're away from them. I love my sister. Always, even when we "hate each other." Because having a sister is gods way of giving you a biological best friend who is there for you through it all.
4. My cats.
I was born to be a cat mom. Cats have a special place in my heart. PetSmart is always a fun trip because if you know me, it takes a lot to get me to stop playing with the cats. And if I'm not talking about them,
6. All the funny pictures I take on my mom's phone.
Yes, that is my mom's walking out of the bathroom stall.
7. My egg baby
Jerome lived for three weeks. RIP.
8. Family vacation means family photos!
9. When my dad knows I'm taking a chem test in class...
10. "Dude, check out how hard I can hit the ball in that girl's face."
11. I read books A LOT.
12. If I had a dollar for every time my family sang to me on the toilet...
13. My sloppy first kiss.
My first love, my first kiss, my first everything.
14. High school graduation.
There gets a point after fifty million pictures with your family you don't give a damn.
15. "Is she yours?"
"Wow, how old is your daughter?" Yeah, she's my cousin.
16. I'm a slithery little snakey snake!
That looks dangerous, let's go kiss it!
17. Surprises from my roommates.
That is all folks.
