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17 Reasons Why You Should Choose Wine Over Boys

Wine will never call you crazy.

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17 Reasons Why You Should Choose Wine Over Boys
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No matter how much we may deny it, nobody ever truly likes to be alone. Most of us tend to turn to boys to cure our loneliness but everyone seems to forget the much better alternative - wine. Here are 17 reasons why you should always choose wine over boys.

1. It will always be there to comfort you after your worst day.

2. And will never let you down.

3. It's a cheap date.

4. It's always there as a shoulder to cry on.

5. Wine doesn't care when you fall asleep.

6. Or if you decide to try out a different kind.

7. Wine will never call you crazy.

8. Or judge you for texting someone you shouldn't have when you've drank a little too much of it.

9. Wine won't blow you off to "hang out with the guys".

10. Or care if you're on your period.

11. Wine makes literally every situation better.

12. And it is the best form of bribery.

13. Wine gets better with age, instead of going bald and gaining 50 pounds.

14. It's not something that's hard to find.

15. And you actually want to finish it off.

16. Wine will never roll over in the middle of the night and tell you that it doesn't love you.

17. It will be there through it all.

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