1. Not even the deepest v-neck can make you look provocative.

2. Men will appreciate your face rather than your -- well, you know.

3. Bra or no bra? No one will ever know because you don't have to wear one.

4. No back pain, I repeat -- no back pain.

5. Shirts always fit us.

6. Running is a breeze, nothing too jiggly.

7. You can sleep on any side of your body you choose.

8. Gravity is nicer to us. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

9. Only men who didn't fulfill the oral stage in their infancy are boob guys. For most men size is irrelevant.

10. Did I say no bra?

11. Science says small boobs rock, the only need for breasts are to feed your baby.

12. You'll look younger, longer. Saggy equals age.

13. Mila Kunis rocks it, so you can too.

14. Summer is where we shine.

15. You will have better posture as you age.

16. Thanks to Victoria's Secret, we can fake it for a night without any of the pain.

17. Bralettes are actually the best invention ever.

Stay perky, my friends.