Congratulations to those who have made the list! We ask you not to return with us following the new year.
1. Ajit Pai.
Thank you for not only taking away net neutrality, but being an awful chairman of the FCC overall. Have fun paying for your lesbian porn now, everybody!
2. All of those who have been accused and proven of sexual assault and harassment.
Matt Lauer being just one of the dozens of predominantly older men who are being accused of wrongdoings that they have been able to hide behind for years.
3. Sea World.
Honestly, does anyone even go to Sea World anymore? The only thing I ever hear about them is a weekly update of another animal that has died in their captivity.
4. Bella Thorne.
Well... This one is pretty self-explanatory. Check out her Twitter page if there's any confusion.
5. The Night King.
The most annoying guy who has trouble keeping warm. Also stole one of Dany's dragons so he's on my hit list.
6. This girl who swears she's black.
17 Year old Victoria Waldrip has convinced herself and maybe 2 other people that she is indeed African-American. She loves to post Instagram's in which she embraces this ethnicity in cringe-worthy attempts to explain "her story".
7. Tomi Lahren.
Also known as the racist outspoken white girl who never knows when to shut up.
8. Jake Paul.
A cringe-worthy "youtube star" who paid Gucci Mane 250k+ to sing a couple lyrics in his "rap video". Only attracts girls who are 14 and younger. Also got fired from Disney Channel. Would not be surprised if I have to add him to the sexual assault list above.
9. Any parent who does not vaccinate their children.
Nothing better than seeing Scarlett fever and Measles reappear in our schools!
10. Kevin Hart.
"And for tonight's show, I will cheat on my pregnant wife! I'm sure that will get a lot of laughs since I am a piece of shit!"
11. Sophia the robot.
Sophia, sweetie, you scare the living shit out of all of us.
12. Roy Moore.
The racist child molester republican candidate who lost to a Democrat in ALABAMA. God, I love this year.
13. Richard Spencer.
I've never seen a white supremacist so adamant on speaking at college campuses that do not want him there. He's kind of like that guy who asks you where his hug is at in a bar.
14. Kim Jong- Un.
If I took a shot for every time Mr. Jong-Un has threatened us with ballistic missiles, I would be on life support at the hospital.
15. Chris Brown.
Already in the news this year for sending threats to his ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, Chris also keeps releasing awful music that no one wants to even listen to.
16. Lena Dunham.
Dunham likes to identify herself as a "feminist" however only cares about women's rights when it deals with white women. Also, she's not funny and disregarded a woman's claim of sexual harassment when there was apparent evidence......
17. And the best for last... Donald Trump.
From tweeting like a drunk girl going through a breakup to having long speeches about nothing, Trump is not welcomed in 2018, nor are his spray tans. (Seriously bro, you look like a damn carrot).
