Lorelai Gilmore had some great quotes in her seven seasons (six if you chose to believe the season didn't exist). Here are 17 of those quotes.

1. “Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes.”
2. “I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word. In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."”
3. “Um, go Hitler?”
4. "School comes before mommy's mental health."
5. “I hear he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter!”
6. “I have to know where you are at all times, especially when you have my shoes on.”
7. “I'm gonna have pancakes with a side of pancakes.”
8. “My life stinks. Hey, let's look into each other's eyes and say, "I wish I were you" at exactly the same time; maybe we'll pull a Freaky Friday.”
9. “My mind said 'I told you so.' And then my mouth got mad because no mouth likes to have its nose rubbed in it. And now my mind and my mouth aren't talking, and it'll be weeks before we can get the boys together again.”
10. “It's not his fault that you're so fabulous he can't think about anything else. I mean, he just sits in his room, eating Fruit Loops out of the box, saying your name over and over and over.”
11. “Ladies never get their own egg rolls. Ladies never get their own anything. They don't even get their own ideas. They just sit helplessly and wait for some young strong man to come by and assist them. They don't step in puddles, they don't step over puddles. They can't even look at puddles. They actually need to be blindfolded and thrown in a sack and carried over puddles.”
12. “Yeah, but we're not automatons, we are rule breakers, and there are like 50 open tables.”
13. “You can't always control who you're attracted to, you know. I think the whole Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.”
14. “So, apparently, I'm now the Reigning Lorelai. I mean, it's mostly ceremonial stuff nowadays. Declaring knighthoods, opening supermarkets. But now and then, you get to banish someone or pose for a stamp.”
15. “Are you going to kiss me now? You are so incredibly predictable.”
16. “Ah, but this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.”
17. “Oh, but I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.”