17 Best Damon Salvatore Quotes
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17 Best Damon Salvatore Quotes

If you're a "Vampire Diaries" Stan, you should know these iconic lines.

17 Best Damon Salvatore Quotes

These are my favorite Damon Salvatore quotes from "The Vampire Diaries." I would arguably say that Damon has some of the best quotes in the whole show- Here are 17 of them.

1. "That's for me to know and you to dot, dot, dot."

Season 1: 'The Night of the Comet'

2. "I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message."

Season 1: 'Isobel'

3. "I like being the eternal stud."

Season 1: 'Family Ties'

4. "If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it."

Season 1: 'Children of the Damned'

5. "I've been in love. It's painful, pointless, and overrated."

Season 1: You're Undead to Me

6. "If I hear the word doppelganger on more time, I am going to have to learn how to spell it."

Season 5: 'I know What You Did Last Summer'

7. "Some girls just can't resist my good looks, my style, and my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift."

Season 1: 'Family Ties'

8. "Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever."

Season 3: '1912'

9. "What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped."

Season 1: 'Family Ties'

10. "Better watch your back. Because I may just have to go get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder."

Season 2: 'Daddy Issues'

11. "I'm getting really bores and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient."

Season 1: 'Lost Girls'

12. "Vampires can't procreate, but we love to try."

Season 1: 'Bloodlines'

13. "Stefan is different. He wants to feel every episode of 'How I Met Your Mother."

Season 1: 'Isobel'

14. "Aren't you worried that one day all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back?"

Season 2: 'Brave New World'

15. "Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin, it's flawless."

Season 4: 'Down the Rabbit Hole'

16. "Don't look at me with those judgy little eyes."

Season 1: 'Lost Girls'

17. "To risk another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead."

Season 2: 'The Return'

Now, go pull-up Netflix and relive these episodes to see the great quotes.

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