Khloe is obviously the funniest and most down to earth Kardashian, and she knows how to have the best time out of any of them (see: Kim's Kanye wedding episode). She is #goals. Share this if you want to party with KoKo.
Let us begin our night out:
1. Trying to decide what you want to wear out.
2. After you know you did some bomb makeup and you look phre$h you look in the mirror like
3. All of your friends they tell you that they aren't going out, but you know they are easily persuaded.
4. When you're still not over your hangover from the night before but you decide to suck it up and take the first shot.
5. That hoe you hate more than life walks in and you and your friends throw her shade.
6. Then watching as said hoe eats it down the stairs.
7. Trying to flirt with a cute guy after he says something really stupid.
8. Your friend who is notorious for getting blackout starts getting sloppy.
9. Minding your own business and some guy you used to hook up with won't stop talking to you.
10. When you're in the middle of a conversation and realize you are way drunker than you thought you were.
11. Realizing that you haven't seen your friends in 20 minutes and that they might have left you alone to die.
12. When you look across the dance floor and see some girl talking to your man.
13. Watching your friend talk to her ex-boyfriend that you both know is no good POS.
14. Watching as your BFF leaves with her crush, and you know you wingman'd that.
15. Meeting up with your friend for late night food and accidentally spending $70 on cheese fries.
16. Getting home and into bed, wondering how you ended up alone and full of cheese fries.
