1. I wonder if this thing is cumulative?
2. I guess I could check in the syllabus -- or text that weird girl from class.
3. Oh, great. It's cumulative.
4. How do they expect you to remember over 15 chapters worth of information?
5. They are seriously overestimating my academic abilities, right now.
6. That girl is talking so loud. This is the library, remember?
7. Seriously, why is she so loud? Should I say something to her? I don't wanna be that girl.
8. Maybe I will just stare at her until she stops. Passive-aggressive? Maybe so, but very effective.
9. It's 11 p.m. I could totally be at the bar, right now.
10. Or watching Netflix.
11. Who am I kidding? I would definitely be watching Netflix.
12. And eating pizza.
13. Do they deliver to the library?
14. I don't even think I am retaining any of the words I'm reading.
15. At this point, I don't even care.
16. Someone get me a drink.