If you don't know, Parks and Recreation is my fave show of all time. Like, I don't think you understand. As a dedicated fan, within the first 30 seconds of each episode I can tell you EXACTLY the plot, verbatim, which episodes are my favorite, why the first and last seasons are my least favorite, and a deep analysis of the character development, as I once did for my English classes. So, here are thoughts I have throughout the day and semester relating to my all time favorite show.

1. Trying to find ANYTHING in common with your group members:

Like hey, y'all. I'm Eva, please don't make me do the whole thing just because I'm an Ed major. K thanks. We can still be friends though!!!

2. When someone asks you what your grades look like:

Um, I wish for the sweet release of death.

4. When it's been snowing outside for 3 weeks and you wish for The Hell Fire because it's That Cold:

Shoutout to Boone for being 30 degrees in the morning. Please send help (or hand warmers).

5. When your professor tries to explain something to you for the 10th time:

I'm fine, you're fine, everythings fine!

6. When your professor asks you to dress "professionally" for a presentation:

I HATE PANT SUITS BUT I ALSO HATE DRESSES. I WANNA BE COMFY.

7. When you have to bring a friend for your date's friend:

"You bringin a friend for the homie". Bro, I'm not even bringing a me for you.

8. When people ask you what you're dressed as on Halloween:

Professional drinker. Also my fave costume, "drunk slut".

9. Trying to meet the word requirement on an essay like:

"Essay must be between 24-29 pages" lol okay.

10. When you pregame too much for the tailgate:

Shows up to the tailgate/function/semi/formal smashed.

11. When you get your Billhighway statement for the month:

Um, currently taking applications to be my sugar daddy.

12. Trying to convince yourself you don't need sleep during midterms/finals/hell week like:

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

13. When your friend brings a double bottle of wine to the "study session":

I'm sorry. Homework, who?

14. Walking into class Monday after a hard weekend of partying:

Or at your Friday 9 am the day after a Thursday football game.

15. When your best friend who lives 6 hours away calls you on the phone:

I love you like crazy and I can't wait to see you over break. Like why did we decide to be adults and go to separate schools.

16. When your Mans Whos Not Your Mans shows up to the tailgate with another girl:

Like just because you don't wanna date me, doesn't mean you can date other people.