You just lost your keys for the third time this week, you're late for work, and you still haven't started on that paper due tomorrow. You only go to the bank and want Chick-fil-A on Sundays, and your mom is constantly telling you to get your shit together. You’re a hot mess, and here are 16 signs that prove it:
1. You rarely know what day it is.
You’re constantly writing in your planner to remind yourself of your responsibilities…or you’re constantly texting your best friend for your schedule.
2. You’re always running late.
“I’ll be there in five minutes,” really means you’ll be there in 20. Every one knows that.
3. You’re always losing stuff.
You’ve already had to cancel two credit cards this month, and you’re still trying to find that super cute necklace.
4. You never have a hair tie when you need it.
Even when you’re going to workout.
5. You wear makeup from the night before.
Your mascara is clumping because you were too drunk to wash your face the night before.
6. You're wearing the shirt you slept in last night.
Because you don't have time to pick out another outfit—and honestly, this shirt doesn't smell too bad.
7. You drink wine out of a box.
It's cheap and you love slapping the bag.
8. Your phone is almost dead.
You're charging your phone at a party because you're under 20 percent and you need your night on Snapchat. Duh!
9. Your phone is also cracked.
You still don't talk about the night it happened because it still pisses you off.
10. Your clothes are everywhere but hung up.
You can never find anything to wear, so you can barely walk on your bedroom floor.
11. You've brushed your teeth with your finger more than once.
You're either somewhere new or you literally cannot find your toothbrush.
12. You have so much shit in your purse it’s unreal.
A plastic fork, granola bar, two lighters, band-aids, giftcards…
13. Your underwear is inside out or your socks don’t match.
Come on, you don’t have time to worry about these things.
