If you don't know, fans of Netflix's original series Orange Is The New Black are anxiously awaiting the arrival of the fourth season (April 15th!). The cast includes Uzo Aduba, Taylor Schilling, Laura Prepon, Ruby Rose, and a host of other pretty well-established actors, and this cast absolutely kills their roles. But while we fans are moping through the season break, here's a list of the signs that you are addicted to the show, much like I am.
1. You have watched this video about 1,000 times and could probably dance along to it.
2. Or this one.
3. You know the backstories to all of your fave inmates.
Red's restaurant and her run in with the mob, Piper's drug mule days, Sophia's credit card fraud. You know it all.
4. Having absolute adoration for Crazy Eyes.
Uzo Aduba slays this role. Did we mention she's actually drop-dead gorgeous, by the way? And, damn, girl can sing!
5. Your conflicting emotions on the whole Daya/Bennett situation.
I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! How dare you?!
6. Yet having nothing but love for Matt McGorry.
You adorkable loser, you.
7. You applaud Rosa's sheer bravery.
"Always so rude, that one!" Ten for you Rosa, you go Rosa.
8. You kind of wish you could go to Litchfield simply to be close to Ruby Rose.
She kind of made you question your sexuality a little bit, and you're a-OK with that.
9. You were terrified when Piper was transferred to Chicago.
It ended up making her character better, so it was all good in the end.
10. You feel just completely sorry for Red and would take a bullet for her.
Please adopt me, Red. PLEASE.
11. Knowing that your feeling of detest are not alone about this one:
Just sit in the corner and think about what a horrible person you are, Soso.
12. You just want to cuddle Poussey.
First of all, she saved the books. Secondly, Tastee doesn't know what she's missing, Poussey!
13. Had a sense of relief when the Spanish Harlem was ousted from the kitchen.
It was rightfully Red's anyway.
14. You were probably one of the characters for Halloween this year.
And you had zero shame about it.
15. You know that Pennsatucky so deserved this.
16. You have April 15th circled on your calendar.
You'll feel just like Tastee looks when it finally releases.
