The gym. The most necessary evil out there. If you have issues mustering up the motivation to get off your rear and go to the gym I strongly suggest you take a gander at this list. If you don't , well good for you but you should check it out anyways.
1. You just got those super cute sneaks and some one HAS to see them.
2. Tobi… true to size if you layer various Spanx products underneath.
3. It still counts if you just go to stretch, "A" for effort.
4. Two words. Formal dress.
5. Two more words. Cheap beer.
6. Proactively justifying the doughnut you have had your sights set on all day.
7. Actually just making room for a greasy expansion in general.
8. Bonus: those super cute sneaks probably won’t smell as pretty as they look after a good sweat. Pick your target and hide those stinky suckers under their bed. Revenge is a dish best served smelly.
9. Your mother is coming for a visit in the near future.
10. Elastic waistbands should be a choice luxury not a daily necessity.
11. Resourceful outfit options. You can’t raid your roommate’s closet if you aren’t at least a similar size.
12. The diet taco bell "Fresco" menu just doesn’t do it for you.
13. You know the exact times that kid you gently stalk in your bio class goes to workout.
14. Chasing down the ice cream truck does not actually count as cardio, as much as we wish it did.
15. Your dog is in better shape than you.
16. You have an excuse to dress in norts and comfort colors all day after.
