I'm addicted to those late summer nights... curled up with my favorite sappy love movie and it's getting out of hand. It's all fun and games until you realize you’ve watched “A Walk To Remember ,” “The Notebook” and “10 Things I Hate About You” three times each this week. With every addiction there come consequences, like lack of sleep or overall disappointment in the male species. This is when you know you have a problem.
1. Very disappointed at reality 150 percent of the time.
2. What is sleep when you can cry over not having a boy treat you like Noah does to Allie in the “The Notebook.”
3. *Thinks about your love life for more than five seconds*.
4. Regretting watching “Me Before You” because what kind of sick director ends a movie like that.
5. Watching “A Walk To Remember” and realizing you’re a good girl but all these bad boys don’t wanna change.
6. Actually just "A Walk To Remember" in general..
7. When “500 Days Of Summer” convinces you it’s not a love story but when it ends you feel even emptier than you did when it started.
8. You never knew really how badly you want a cowboy until you watch “The Longest Ride” an unhealthy amount of times.
9. When you miss out on plans so you can watch a Nicholas Sparks movie and cry about your love life.
10. When you get a mix of angry and sad from thinking about all the times “The Notebook” never resembles reality.
11. "The Notebook" in general...
12. “Can you hang out?” No sorry I’m too busy watching The Notebook for the 120th time this month.
13. When you finally come to terms with being a hopeless romantic.
14. Waiting till a guy like Heath Ledger “accidentally” falls in love with you aka “10 Things I Hate About You.”
15. *Thinking about all the boys you've talked to*.
16. How about just the overall obsession with every hopeless romantic movie known to man?
It’s a problem being addicted to sappy love movies but maybe it’s okay because it’s raises your expectations for your real love life. Or maybe not. Either way I’m just convincing myself that one Nicholas Sparks movie at a time.
