1. When people ask what your post-grad career plans are.

2. Those moments when you start to question who you really are.

3. Running out of things to talk about at a party.

4. What you are actually doing when you tell people you "have plans."

5. Considering starting an assignment that's due in a week.

6. Your inevitable reaction to your friend's sexcapades.

7. What you sound like when you're trying to impress a possible future employer.

8. The horror of realizing you have an assignment due in 12 hours that you haven't started.

9. How you feel about your school's dining options.

10. When your parents question why you're still single.

11. Managing your finances in a sophisticated manner.

12. Becoming best friends with someone you just met in a fraternity bathroom.

13. Reaching the point during the semester when you decide to give up on everything.

14. Choosing the most upscale decor for your room.

15. Realizing you're 20 minutes late to your 50-minute class.

16. Your answer when someone asks what college is like.