There once was a person named Ollie
Who only had one little folly
They were so very gay
In such a bad way
That all their friends left on a trolley
There once was a girl whose hair
Would always fall apart and tear
So she bought a nice wig
And ate a big fig
And sold the rest to a man in a chair
Once in a town called Flamboo
Lived a man who ate only bamboo
He ate so many plants
That he peed his own pants
And cried from spilling his shampoo
In a world where people are green
Lives a child who looks like Charlie Sheen
And although he can act
He once made a pact
Which made people think he was mean
So many long years from now
Your children will still wonder how
You always looked good
And had so much wood
That your yard could not fit a small cow
Sometimes people will wonder
Why I ripped my homework asunder
The reason is cause
I made a big fuss
And really just wanted to stun her
25,002
People are looking at you
They want to know why
You never did cry
When Dwayne Johnson said, “I do”
100 women on the moon
50 women with a spoon
These are my types
I am so hyped
To meet a woman who plays bassoon
She gave me so much old lotion
The volume is more than the ocean
I wish she would stop
But alas, she’s a cop
So I must bear all this commotion
I haven’t slept in a week
And my future is nothing but bleak
Cause this capitalist nation
Makes so much frustration
That I work till my armpits reek
My sister once said to me that
“Education is but a small hat
It may fall off your head
And into your bread
But it makes you much less of a brat”
So many gross flies on the wall
I wish that one would enthral
Me in some unknown way
I feel only gray
This life is my downfall
There once was a fish in a grotto
Who invented a unique motto
“Only eat cake
When you live in a lake”
Alas, he lived in Morocco
Sometimes, I think that these words
Are broken (maybe by birds?)
I write and I write
Yet nothing but spite
Appears on the paper--and turds
29 dogs on a bus
May cause a small bit of fuss
But after all, it’s okay
You’ve had a great day
And life, in the end, is a plus
