If you've ever been on Tinder, you know: there are all different kinds of people on the app. Some are obviously just looking to hook up, others who are actually looking for a relationship, and those who blend into the thousands of randoms that just don't seem that special. And then there are the crazies. Swipe left on enough of any variety, and you'll be heading straight for that delete button.

1. Some people really go for it.

Not exactly alluring.

2. BDSM is fine and all, but don't be a catfish.

At least use a believable picture. That's not too much to ask, is it?

3. Sometimes it's hard to tell when people are joking.

His first message was, "We matched. Does this mean I can tell my mom we're dating now?" Apparently not a joke.

4. Does he think he can use that cable as reins and just... ride out of the water?

Is it wrong to be more worried about the Jeep than about him?

5. Where did he get the idea that spit bubbles are sexy?

I don't even want to know what he plans on doing with that much spit.

6. Maybe he thinks he'll earn points for aggressive dental hygiene.

Either that or he and the spit guy are friends.

7. Tinder may be a place for hookups, but this guy is really going for it.

Ah, yes. One of those "my dick is God's gift to women" types.

8. Aaaaand then there's this guy.

Should someone tell him?

9. There are also, of course, the meme trolls.

A turkey? Really?

10. The guy who's seen some seriously weird shit.

Seriously, has he ever dated someone who hoards used tampons? Multiple people? IS THIS A THING??

11. When a profile literally says "ax murderer," it's time to swipe left.

Between the crazy eyes and the weapon, it's a definite no.

12. Can you say "gun enthusiast"?

If the last one wasn't out to kill you, this one might be.

13. So. Many. Questions.

I'm not sure which part of this picture is meant to impress more: his naked ass or the fact that he's drinking milk from the carton.

14. The real winner.

Well, at least he's honest.

15. The guy who takes his notes from HIMYM and pulls a "Naked Man".

He put those emojis there himself.