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15 Things I Thought During '50 Shades Darker'

SPOILERS!

Sarah Philpot
Feb 28, 2017
Truman State University
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15 Things I Thought During '50 Shades Darker'
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WARNING!!! SPOILERS!!! So, after "50 Shades Darker Came" out, my roommate and I decided to go see it, and basically we laughed the whole time, making fun of how weird and uncomfortable the movie was. Here are 15 thoughts we had during "50 Shades Darker."

1. Wow that was so aggressive

The scene where he bonded her legs apart? Yeah and he aggressively made it extend farther apart, like why did he have to do it so aggressively?

2. He has weird eyes

3. Most girls swoon over Christian Grey…
to me, he is good looking from the lips down

4. That girl looks like she’s 12?!?!

When Leila shows up, when she was holding that gun to Anastasia, she looks like a little 12 year old girl; my first thought was how the heck did she get into Anastasia's apartment all those times

5. Her nipples look weird the whole movie

Maybe it's just me that thinks that. I think that about every boob I have ever seen in a movie.

6. Omg, ew, it’s like he’s taking a tampon out

I know this movie is suppose to be dirty but when he stuck those ball things up her vajayjay, and then pulled them out like a tampon... I couldn't handle it. I laughed so much.

7. OK, so I get her touching his chest hurts because he’s traumatized but dude those burns healed a looong time ago...

8. Okay but did her boss really think she would get with him?

But seriously, she never even flirted with him or anything

9. I'm not trying to drag this on or anything but seriously, dude, did she ever give you any kind of sign that she was into you? No. Point made.

10. Why is Jack watching them from afar? What is his weird obsession with her and Christian?

AGAIN, DUDE, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

11. WHY DID HE NOT GO TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER HIS HELICOPTER WENT DOWN?

12. Why is he so cold towards his mother?

She was the one who saved his life

13. Every scene is so uncomfortable that you have to laugh.

14. How did the RED LIPSTICK NOT RUB OFF ON THE INSIDE OF HIS WHITE SHIRT???

15. Who gets in the shower fully clothed?

How does he get so carried away (in the shower scene) that he can rip her shirt off???

And how is she not scared of the strength and loss of control?

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