I love when my parents tell me how they met each other at Ohio State through Greek life by actually talking to each other face to face, because who in their right mind wants to do that now? Thank God, technology has pretty much put an entire stop to the whole “human interaction” thing. We’re not in the Stone Ages anymore, get with times! Who needs to join clubs to meet people, when you can use Tinder and base your entire opinion of someone purely through their appearance from the comforts of your own home?
Nowadays, most people use apps like Tinder in order to meet and make connections with people and what better way to describe that unusual, sometimes creepy process than using comedic genius, Amy Schumer.
1) When you first set up your profile pictures...

2) When you realize you can sit at home in sweatpants to meet someone instead of going out to a bar or a sketchy club...

3) When you get your first match...

4) When one of your matches is super attractive...

5) When you get new matches almost every 20 seconds...

6) When a guy first messages you with a cheesy pick-up line...

7) When he quickly turns the conversation into something else...

8) When that doesn't work and he surprises you with a crude photo...

9) When you don't answer, but he keeps sending them...

10) When you get the eventual "Send Me One Back" message...

11) When you realize those are 99% of the messages you get when using Tinder...

12) When you finally understand the purpose of Tinder and decide to delete it...

13) When you remember how much effort it takes to meet someone in real life through blind dates, bars, clubs, etc...

14) And you start to feel like you'll be forever alone...

15) So you re-download Tinder and start the process all over again...

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