Your day is going great as good as it's going to get as a semi-broke 20-something, until all of a sudden the tiniest, most insignificant thing happens to make you want to quit at life for the rest of the day. What did I do in my past life to deserve this? Of course you're being a big time Drama Queen, but these things just suck too much to pass by with no meltdown.
1.Hitting your toe on a corner.
CALL 911 THIS SHIT HURTS.
2. Getting a burnt Cheeze it.
Disgusting. Ruins your entire appetite. That tastes nothing like a Cheeze It.
3. The icing of your Krimpet or other Tastykake sticking to the wrapper.
IT'S 2015 COME ON. Who can I sue about this???
4. "Too many computers are watching on this Netflix account."
Alright "Robert" I get that this is your Netflix account, and that you have no idea I'm still using, but can I please have a turn?
5. A "turtle neck" in your iPhone charger.
Why aren't these things built of steel? Apple, get on that.
6. Chipping your mani or pedi as soon as you get in the car.
Honestly, I usually go back in and make them fix it, but walking from the car to the salon is a lot of work, alright?
7. Chipotle being skimpy on your bowl or burrito.
It's less work for you if you just give me a lot to begin with, instead of me saying "another scoop please."
8. An annoying little pimple in your ear or nose.
JUST LET ME POP YOU!!!!!
9. When you work hard to make Ellio's and take a bite and it's freezer burnt.
Stop it with the box Ellio's. Make it a resealable bag.
10. Burning the roof of your mouth.
Probably on said Ellio's, even though it's freezer burnt, you're going to eat it anyways.
11. Finishing a series on Netflix.
Shows should just never end, you were put on this earth to entertain me.
12. Forgetting to move your car for street cleaning and getting a ticket.
Everyone hates you parking authority, go away.
13. Someone stealing your seat in class.
Excuse me, this is my unspoken assigned seat since the first day, take a hike buddy.
14. The only hair-tie on your wrist breaking.
Do you think I have a pack of these just sitting around? No this is my only one and i've had it for 5 months!!!!!
15. Someone stepping on the back of your shoe.
How about some personal space, guy? These were $1 at Old Navy!!
